September222014

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh, via hellxbird)

1AM

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via commandoninja)

1AM
  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
1AM
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
1AM

are you fucking kidding me

lessthanfour:

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

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Oh hey, a Buzzfeed article relevent to my interests!

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I

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why this

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this post was a trip

(via superrad-dragondad)

1AM

turtletotem:

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

(Source: onceland, via notacos)

1AM
deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.


omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanficoh wait

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via superrad-dragondad)

1AM
iamlucyspet:

peterpanouat:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

This is how I proposed to my boyfriend Lee :D

This post won’t stop getting notes! Thank you everyone :D

that’s because its so adorable!

perfect fucking proposal

iamlucyspet:

peterpanouat:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

This is how I proposed to my boyfriend Lee :D

This post won’t stop getting notes! Thank you everyone :D

that’s because its so adorable!

perfect fucking proposal

(via ghostinthetardis)

1AM

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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(via ghostinthetardis)

1AM

awesomeesaucee:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

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(via felixkins)

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